What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
| Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
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What could you do if you were on a
| Food jokes
What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on
| Rabbit jokes
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares!
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home
| Police jokes
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ so th
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Q: How many fire safety
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Zack and Tybe, two Alabama farm boys, bought themselves a truckload of watermelons for a buck apiece. They sold each one for a dollar. After counting up their cash, they realized they’d wound up with the same amount of money they’d started out with. “See!” said Tybe. “Ah told yew we shoulda got a bigger truck!”