Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
| Dog jokes
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
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A man is driving down a country road, when he
| Farmer jokes
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out
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What's Father Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ? Santa pause !
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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a
| Vampire jokes
What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine.
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What did the police officer say to his stomach? I’ve got you under a vest.