Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
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The Captain called the Sergeant in.
| Military jokes
The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me." So the Sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. "Listen up, men," says the Sergeant. "Johnson, report to the me
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Why did the spotted pigs run away?
| Pig jokes
Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.
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A US
| Ethnic jokes
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border
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I spent the whole evening
| Internet jokes
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.