Two men were knocking in nails to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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What do you call a frog spy ?
| Frog jokes
What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
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A librarian was quietly working when three
| Frog jokes
A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had take
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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary
| Religious jokes
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shout
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Why do witches have stiff joints ?
| Witch jokes
Why do witches have stiff joints ? They get broomatism !
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How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !