What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?
| Horse jokes
What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !
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Why did the boy feel warm on his
| Birthday jokes
Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
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An airline stewardess was giving the standard
| Aviation jokes
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport
| Aviation jokes
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
| Rabbit jokes
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!