For his birthday the monster asked for a
| Birthday jokes
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
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Q: Why do divorced men get married
| Divorce jokes
Q: Why do divorced men get married again? A: Bad memory.
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
| Women jokes
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
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Worried because
| Old age jokes
Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her son, "Timmy, would you go next door and see how old Mrs. Kirkland is?" A few minutes later, Timmy returned. "Well," asked Mrs. Silver, "is she all right?" "She's fine
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Q: How are women and rocks alike?
| Dirty jokes
Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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At the end of the night a man leaves the bar. Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and slaps her in the face. Then he punches her in the stomach and knocks her over. He proceeds to kick her several times and when he’s done he bends down to her and says, “not so tough tonight, are you Batman?”