Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the "net" ? It wanted to get to the other site !
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Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher
| Ethnic jokes
Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough
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Some men go on a hunting
| Hunting jokes
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one hunter, Sam, returned to camp alone toting a 12 point buck. "Where's George?" one of the men asked, noticing that Sam had returned alone. "He's about 6 miles back. He tripped and broke his ankle. I left him there 'cau
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'Father Christmas has two
| Christmas jokes
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!
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Why is your dad chasing those
| Pig jokes
Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes.
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How did the dog’s owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.