A little kid's in
| School jokes
A little kid's in school, taking a true-false test and he's flipping a coin. At the end of the test he's flipping the coin again. The teacher says, "What are you doing?" He says, "Checking my answers."
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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said
| Snake jokes
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they were adders !
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What's the matter son?
| Children jokes
What's the matter son? The boy next door said I look just like you? What did you say? Nothing he's bigger than me !
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Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the
| Aviation jokes
Flying to Los Angeles from San Francisco the other day, a passenger noticed that the "Fasten Seat Belts" sign was kept lit during the whole journey although the flight was a particularly smooth one. Just before landing, he asked the stewardess about it. "Well," she explained, "up front the
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A farmer
| Farmer jokes
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident! said the farmer. `Oh, the
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You’re an ambulance!