Yo mama so poor
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"
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What's a moo hoo for grazing school?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.
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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
| Weather jokes
You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller,
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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many
| Religious jokes
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort - one that did not admit Jews. The desk clerk looked down at his book and said, "Sorry, no room. The hotel is full." The Jewish lady said, "But your sign says that you have vacancies." The de
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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ? A clotheshorse !