Who is the most powerful ghoul?
| Judge jokes
Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.
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Three partners
| Accountant jokes
Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner. One of them sees a brass lamp lying in the gutter. Curious, they pick it up and give it a rub. Instantly, a genie appears. "You know the deal," says the genie. "Three w
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Why are bananas never lonely?
| Banana jokes
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able
| Marriage jokes
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a long and thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain Engli
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Q: What did one flea say to the other flea
| Insect jokes
Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef