How do you know when an
| Accountant jokes
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
| Rabbit jokes
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?
| Frog jokes
Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales !
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You’re hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don’t you believe? Your story teller, for there is no such thing as a completely sunny day in England.