First cannibal: Come and have dinner in
| Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
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The problem
| Computer jokes
The problem with physicists is that they tend to cheat in order to get results. The problem with mathematicians is that they tend to work on toy problems in order to get results. The problem with program verifiers is that they tend to cheat at toy problems in order to get results.
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Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse,
| Music jokes
Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again.
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What does a Gorilla attorney study?
| Gorilla jokes
What does a Gorilla attorney study? The Law of the jungle!
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What did the mouse say when his friend
| Teeth jokes
What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.
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What’s a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class!