How do you see that a linedancer came from
| Dance jokes
How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
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I thought you were trying to get into shape?
| Food jokes
I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
| Parent jokes
A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "Do you have 'Eyes of Blue' and 'A Love Supreme'?" she asked. "Well, no," answered the puzzled homeowner. "But I have a wife and eleven children." "Is that a record?" she inquired. "I don't think
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How many seasons are there in a dogs life
| Dog jokes
How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
| Military jokes
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c
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During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.