CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig

What do

| Blonde jokes

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on

| Monster jokes

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Did you like www.flower.com?

| Internet jokes

Did you like www.flower.com? Not at first....but it grew on me!

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Policeman: Did you realize you just

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his

| Snake jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.