The housewife answered a knock on the door
| Birthday jokes
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with
[ read more ]
Waiter, there
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !
[ read more ]
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.
[ read more ]
your mama so fat she was going to
| Yo momma jokes
your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!!
[ read more ]
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? A: "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"
[ read more ]
One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, “what are you supposed to say sweetheart?” The little girl looks up at the woman and says “Twick or Tweat!” The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, “Go ahead honey say it just one more time.” Once again the little Angel looks up and says, “Twick or Tweat!” The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girl’s Treat Bag. The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, “Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!”