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Why don't chickens like people ?

| Bird jokes

Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !

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Do you turn on your computer with your left

| Computer jokes

Do you turn on your computer with your left hand or your right hand? " My right hand." " Amazing!Most people have to use the on/off switch."

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An American tourist

| Travel and tourist jokes

An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull's authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist

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What dance do hippies hate?

| Dance jokes

What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.

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A young banker decided to get his first tailor

| Humor jokes

A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business. As he was preening himself in

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yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!