What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at
| Ghost jokes
What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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Why won't pigs take up
| Pig jokes
Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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If you're fishing on ice, you should
| Fishing jokes
If you're fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY??? The ice will crack up!
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Q: Why
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
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First ghoul: You don't look too well
| Dead and dying jokes
First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? – A: Put him in the front seat.