Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.
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A cop pulled up
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A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy O'Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same question. "I'm Seamus O'Toole, and I live in the flat above Paddy."
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A blind man walks into a store
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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Q: Did you hear about the new
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Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
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An American businessman goes to Japan on a
| Ethnic jokes
An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so he asks the concierge at his hotel if there's any place around where he can get American food. The concierge tells him he's in luck; there's a pizza place that just opened, and they deliver. The concierge
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Q: Where do you look for blonde’s obituaries? A: Under “Home Improvements.”