Do pigs like Backgammon?
| Pig jokes
Do pigs like Backgammon? No, they prefer their backs scratched.
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A Martian lands to plunder,
| Accountant jokes
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I don't have an
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Teacher: Who was the
| Women jokes
Teacher: Who was the first woman on earth? Fred: I don't know, Sir. Teacher: Come on, Fred, it has something to do with an apple. Fred: Granny Smith?
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Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener! Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright. Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the can of beans?! The toast is getting cold!
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One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door
| Old age jokes
One day, an out-of-work man knocks on the door of a home in an upper-class neighborhood. The lady of the house answers. "Pardon me Mam, Im out of work and looking for any odd jobs that people need done. I'm very handy with everything from repairs to yard work, to painting..." "Painting?" the wom
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A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. “Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?” asked the doctor. “Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style.” “I see,” said the doctor. “You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?” “Not if you want to watch TV there ain’t!”