What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger
| Burger jokes
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!
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A Martian lands to plunder,
| Accountant jokes
A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "I'm a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. We're here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I don't have an
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Give a man a fish and he will
| Men jokes
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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What happens if an
| Car and train jokes
What happens if an axe falls on your car? You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
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Q: What is the difference between a smart
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted.
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Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead.