Why did the monster get a ticket at

How do you get the most apples when bobbing

| Halloween jokes

How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !

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Why do Apes

| Gorilla jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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Where do Danish cows come from?

| Cow jokes

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf

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Men are like fine wine. They all

| Men jokes

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

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What did the wife say to the

| Horse jokes

What did the wife say to the undertaker when he started hitting his broken down car? Stop beating a dead hearse!

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!