How do you get the most apples when bobbing

A fellow was very much in

| Marriage jokes

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the

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An insect falls into a mug of beer.

| Ethnic jokes

An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys hims

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What did the bicycle call its

| Bicycle jokes

What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle

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What TV game show do fish like best?

| Fishing jokes

What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!

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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people

| Sport jokes

Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.

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How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !