What do you get when you pour hot water down a
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
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When is the water in the shower room musical?
| Music jokes
When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot.
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Policeman: Why did your car
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
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Teacher: If I gave you three
| School jokes
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
| Blonde jokes
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out of sh
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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee? A humdinger.