Why did the elephant eat the candle?
| Elephant jokes
Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack!
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What sort of animals make the best TV
| Movie and TV jokes
What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !
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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
| Fishing jokes
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by. "What are ye doing?" asked O'Bannon. "Fishin'," said MacAndrews. "Caught anything?" "Ach, nae a bite," "What are ye usin' fer bait?" "
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A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy
| Cowboy jokes
A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the police officer, "Are you from Texas?" "Nope, Louisiana." "L
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Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the
| Clinton jokes
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze. When they come to and extract themselves from th
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When is the water in the shower room musical? When it’s piping hot.