QUESTION: Do you know what
| Marriage jokes
QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and debting.
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How do you keep a dog from barking in your
| Dog jokes
How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard.
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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
| Answer me this jokes
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
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What's the first thing ghosts do when they get
| Ghost jokes
What's the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?- They boo-kle their seatbelts
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My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. “Excuse me,” she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?” The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, “Not bad.”