What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!
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An eight-year-old kid says
| Music jokes
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
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Q: What's the difference between a horse
| Weather jokes
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
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What is black and white and red all over?
| Dog jokes
What is black and white and red all over? A Chihuahua in a tuxedo that tripped into a jar of salsa!
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a
| Halloween jokes
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight. The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign. The vibration stopped immediately. A passenger emerged from a lavatory and explained that he had been jogging in place inside.