Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
| Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!
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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Why was the centipede late ?
| Insect jokes
Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !
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A bum asks a man for $2.
| Marriage jokes
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked, "Will you gamble it away?" The bum said, "No." Then the man asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"
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An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths
| Military jokes
An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was not prepared to pay the high prices. After failing to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, he ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes, man, I'
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What’s a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!