Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to
| Dirty jokes
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron," then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to
| Hunting jokes
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faith
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Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that
| Money jokes
Fred: Thank you so much for lending me that money. I shall be everlastingly in your debt. Harry: That's what I'm afraid of!
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What kind of robbery is not dangerous?
| Criminal jokes
What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.
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If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.