What famous movie did the hamburger meat think

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!

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Q: What is 74 to a blonde?

| Blonde jokes

Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way

| Bird jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !

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One evening this

| Police jokes

One evening this Columbia Yuppie was stopped for allegedly drunken driving and was given a breath test by the Howard County Police. "Well ?" he asked somewhat belligerently as the Desk Sergeant slowly read the print out and entered the information in the arrest record. "Disappointing to s

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How does Moby Dick celebrate his

| Birthday jokes

How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!

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What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!