What part of a car is the
| Car and train jokes
What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired.
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What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an
| Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!
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Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
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A fellow was following a truck in heavy
| Car and train jokes
A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. He'd then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal chan
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A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? “That’s easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour.” says the devil. “I don’t see the Chiefs clock anywhere?” the fireman says. The devil replied, “Oh him, we have his down in the basement, we’re using it for a fan.”