Mother: Did you get a good place in the
| Children jokes
Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class.
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What do you get when you
| College jokes
What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape.
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Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
| Easter jokes
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?" "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."
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Q: What do you call a frog
| Frog jokes
Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!
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Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. '
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
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A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?” The bum said, “No.” The man asked, “Will you gamble it away?” The bum said, “No.” Then the man asked, “Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble?”