What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
| Humor jokes
What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
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What do builders use to make
| Internet jokes
What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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Customer: I think I've got a bug in my
| Computer jokes
Customer: I think I've got a bug in my computer. Repairman: Does your computer make a humming noise? Customer: Yes. Repairman: Then it must be a humbug!
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There were these two Engineers who decided
| Biologist jokes
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildli
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she’s running out of the woods.