A police man was on
| Police jokes
A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to "Make out Mountain" to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting. He tapped on the wind
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What did the grape say when the
| Elephant jokes
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !
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Customer to friend: This is a wonderful
| Restaurant jokes
Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad in the world, I ordered coffee, and I got the freshest coffee in the world. Friend: I know - I ordered a small steak and got a calf.
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Q. How
| Men jokes
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
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What's a mouse's favourite record ?
| Mouse jokes
What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !
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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.