Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
| Music jokes
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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An old preacher was dying. He sent a message
| Religious jokes
An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for his banker and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the room, the preacher held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The prea
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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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How do heavy
| Internet jokes
How do heavy metal bands surf the web? On the Din-ternet.
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Q: How do you get a
| Dirty jokes
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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What do actuaries do to liven up their office party? Invite an accountant.