Q: What did one strawberry say to the
| Food jokes
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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The school teacher was furious when Brad
| Bicycle jokes
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.
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What is the most common
| Ethnic jokes
What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.
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A man had been out in the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He was a bit scruffy and didn't smell very good. Finally he needed a break and came in to town for a few beers. In the bar, he saw the local jock of the town's football team. He was bragging about his girlfriend and how she was luc
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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: “Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet”