Three guys were fishing in a lake one day,

There are three kinds of

| Accountant jokes

There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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Two guys are talking:

| Humor jokes

Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not, to Bagdad.

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say

| Idiot and fool jokes

How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."

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Why did the gum cross the road?

| Elephant jokes

Why did the gum cross the road? Because it was under the elephants foot.

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One afternoon a little boy was playing

| Religious jokes

One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother's broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy abou

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Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in the boat. When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the first guy asked the angel humbly, “I’ve suffered from back pain ever since I took shrapnel in the Vietnam War … Could you help me?” “Of course,” the angel said, and when he touched the man’s back, the man felt relief for the first time in years. The second guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and driving. He asked if the angel could do anything about his poor eyesight. The angel smiled, removed the man’s glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they hit the water, the man’s eyes cleared and he could see everything distinctly. When the angel turned to the third guy, the guy put his hands out defensively — “Don’t touch me!” he cried, “I’m on a disability pension.”