Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped
| Humor jokes
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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What language do birds speak ?
| Bird jokes
What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English !
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One out of every four people is
| Mental health jokes
One out of every four people is suffering from some form of mental illness. Check three friends. If they're OK, then it's you.
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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
| Baby jokes
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!
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On the first day
| Dirty jokes
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule once will be fined $50." He continued, "Anyo
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Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead? A: His heart stops bleeding.