If your wife comes out of the kitchen to
| Marriage jokes
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Made her chain too long.
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
| Baby jokes
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
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Two cartons of yogurt walk
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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A man walks into a bar, and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man
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How do dolphins send messages?
| E-mail jokes
How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.
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Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place. “It’s just too hot to wear clothes today,” complained Jack as he stepped out of the shower. “Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?” “Probably that I married you for your money.”