How do thunderstorms invest their
| Money jokes
How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets'
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Father: You were absent on the day of the
| School jokes
Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!
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What is the most breathless thing on television
| Humor jokes
What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !
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What do you call a cow on the barnyard
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
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Flight fifty
| Aviation jokes
Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your seat belts and assume crash positions. We have lost our engines and we are trying to put this baby as gentle as possible down on the water". "Oh steward
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Q. How does a man show he’s planning for the future? A. He buys two cases of beer instead of one.