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Category: History jokes
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies?
Q: Where does Napolean keep his armies? A: In his sleevies!
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies
What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
What do Alexander the
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have ‘the’ as their middle names !
What does the 1286BC incribed on
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party
What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don’t know, I wasn’t invited !
When crossing the Delaware River why did
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he
Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
Do you know the 20th President of the United
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !
How did you do in
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !