Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle!
| Religious jokes
Doctor: 'Your recovery was a miracle! Patient: 'PRAISE GOD. Now I don't have to pay you!
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A fellow was very much in
| Marriage jokes
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that the
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Two 80 year old men are driving down the road
| Old age jokes
Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!" Sylvester agrees and the two old men pull over and get a bottle o
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Q: How do you get a Polak out of the
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.
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Q: Why shouldn't violists take
| Music jokes
Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
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Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?’