Patron: How come
| Waiter jokes
Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.
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Q: How many Virgos does it take to
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
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The surgeon told his patient that woke
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."
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Who do you think was sent to cover the
| Journalist jokes
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter.
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The Insurmountable problem
| Book title jokes
The Insurmountable problem by Major Setback
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Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.