What did the fireman say when the church
| Firefighter jokes
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"
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Two men,
| Criminal jokes
Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The Warden, turning to
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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
| Ghost jokes
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
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Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your
| Humor jokes
Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snake.
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young couple
| Marriage jokes
young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I've managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she's bound
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Old man O’Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn’t paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform the Widow O’Malley of her old man’s death. He showed up at the front door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, “I’m sorry to tell you, but your poor husband passed away at work today when he fell into the vat and drowned.” She wept and covered her face with her apron and after a time, between sobs, she asked, “Tell me, did he suffer?” “Knowing Brian O’Malley as well as I did, I don’t think so,” said the foreman, “He got out three times to go to the men’s room.”