This birthday cake certainly is crunchy.
| Birthday jokes
This birthday cake certainly is crunchy. "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"
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My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a
| Dirty jokes
My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. "Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?" The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her
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When fish play football, who
| Fishing jokes
When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !
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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.