What's the difference between a penis and a
| Dirty jokes
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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When a knight in armour was killed in
| Dead and dying jokes
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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#NAME?'t
| Military jokes
#NAME?'t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in. - Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.
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Q: What is the difference between a violin and a
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer.
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How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !