Teacher : What is the most common phrase used
| School jokes
Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ? Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !
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What do you call a grasshopper
| Insect jokes
What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw
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Q: How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two - one to screw it in, and a second to hand out leaflets. A: One, but it takes him about 30 years to realize that the old one has burnt out.
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Q. Have you heard the latest
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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !