A stockbroker was cold
| Business jokes
A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker, it's only $1 a share." "Buy me 1000 shares." said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right, give me 5000 more s
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Q: What is the difference between
| Dirty jokes
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in
| Fishing jokes
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers
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What happens if you eat a hot frog ?
| Frog jokes
What happens if you eat a hot frog ? You'll croak in no time !
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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ? He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !