My teacher reminds me of
| School jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself!
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying
| Clinton jokes
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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Mother: Did you
| School jokes
Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.
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If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man,
| Criminal jokes
If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have? Organised grime (crime).
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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a
| Police jokes
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."
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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don’t know, I wasn’t invited !