A trio

I was so sorry

| Dead and dying jokes

I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.

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The couple was dining out when the wife

| Marriage jokes

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?" The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!" Th

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What squeaks as it solves crimes ?

| Mouse jokes

What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !

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Kidnapped !

| Book title jokes

Kidnapped ! by Caesar Quick

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What do you get if you cross a constable with

| Computer jokes

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer? PC Plod.

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A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. “My great grandfather, at age 13,” one declared proudly, “was a drummer boy at Shiloh.” “Mine,” boasts another, “went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn.” “I’m the only soldier in my family,” confessed vet number three, “but if my great grandfather was living today he’d be the most famous man in the world.” “Really? What’d he do?” his friends wanted to know. “Nothing much. But he would be 165 years old.”