What do parrots eat ?

What was King Arthur's favourite

| School jokes

What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!

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What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ? A guard dog !

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander

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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me. 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail? Because time was always running out.

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What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !